Get Common's new cd and the Mute Math CD...DO IT NOW

Hello,

First off you all need to get the new Common CD and Mute Math CD they are the "bolocks!"

Been awhile since I posted but im pretty sure it's for two reasons:
1 - IM LAZY
2 - FACEBOOK HAS TAKEN MY SOUL...as they say "a picture speaks a thousand words"

Anyways highlights from the past few weeks have been:

1 - Beach Vball tourney in Holland...Team Van Dutch rocked it
PICTURES

2 - Chris's wedding...Congrats buddy it was a fantastic wedding...I personally like the drunk part the best!
PICTURES

3 - Live Earth...the single best concert I've been to...amazing...and once again I really liked the booze part.
PICTURES

4 - Beach VBall tourney in Poole, England...managed to avoid the rain on Saturday and even got a good tan going...we didn't all that great but fun none the less...Sunday...don't really wanna talk about Sunday...

NOW - nothing major planned, just trying to avoid the flooding and "keep my head above water" so to speak...man my jokes suck...

Anyways this has been a boring post, but I've been lazy and should keep making posts so I have something to look back on cause god knows no one actually reads this thing...except or course for you, thank you so very much for persevering with me!

Upcoming - Portugal road trip with Mr Paul Mooney and then Mum and Rob come for a vist for 3 weeks, one of which will take place in France...so a couple trips to look forward to :)

Aight im done, have a great summer if that's what you can call it...WORST SUMMER FOR WEATHER IN HUMAN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

Cheers

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A few quick laughs...long live Will

HAPPY FATHERS DAY DAD YOU ROCK!!

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Just wanted to make a quick shout out to my Dad...Happy Fathers Day Dad, can't wait to see you at xmas :)

It’s been a little while since I did journal/diary/narcissistic style post but I’ll keep this short and sweet then get back to duct taping my windows for the upcoming scorpion invasion...

So two weeks ago I headed over to Alicante, Spain to visit my good old friend Danae (Egypt trip buddy) to do a bit of partying and laying in the sun...it was a really fun trip and I made some new Spanish friends…well I think I did…I couldn’t understand what they were saying…Spanish is tough…but there was a lot of pointing and laughing so they must have been having fun!

Highlights include:
- Free drinks all weekend :)
- Reading my book on the beach…well trying to…the beach was topless…
- Sushi…wow had I been missing raw fish…insert joke here
- DRIVING…it had been about 8 months but I got to drive Danae’s car :)
- Finding our own little beach
- Chatting with a couple 4 year olds on the flight over
- Disappearing for a couple hours…neither Danae nor I have any clue where I went haha

Pretty much it…here are the photos:

P I C T U R E S

Post part 2:

I also just had one of the best weekends in London yet! It was Josh’s bday so Josh, Sarah, Pat, Pat, Steve, Viv, and me all went to the O2 music festival in Hyde Park in the center of London….it was so awesome, all performances were top notch and the beer was flowing like a river…oh yeah I had some kid on my shoulders so he could see…nearly dropped him…apparently a child nearly falling was funny to my friends…you are all douches…anyways just wanted to mention it was a great weekend, Sarah and Josh GOOD CALL!!

Here are the pics from the concert:

P I C T U R E S

Those are the big things as of late…heading to Holland this weekend for a Beach Vball touney in The Hague with Marieke...leonie and her friend will be cheerleading of course..so that should be an awesome weekend…team name is Van Dutch soooooooo clever ;)

Anyways that's nuff from me, I’ll post some pics next week….PEACE

If you do not find this funny you might as well keel over and die

Not much to say about this...just watch it..you will laugh

Forget Spiders...it's Scorpions im scared of now!

I was recently chatting with some friends and as per any normal conversation the usual topic came up...SCORPIONS...more specifically the legend that when surrounded by fire they will kill themselves with their stinger...now some believe it's because of the heat others that it's all lie, and others will argue that it comes from a certain lack of family values brought about by the fact their father will often sting the mother to sedate her so she will put out...and you thought college frat guys were bad!

well whatever view you happen to have we decided to put an end to this debate and go to the greatest source of knowledge known to man...ME...k not me but my right hand man WIKIPEDIA...here is the answer we got:

"SUICIDE MISCONCEPTION:

The belief that scorpions commit suicide by stinging themselves to death when surrounded by fire is of considerable antiquity and is often prevalent where these animals exist. It is nevertheless untrue since the venom has no effect on the scorpion itself, nor on any member of the same species (unless the venom is injected directly into the scorpion's nerve ganglion—quite an unlikely event outside of the laboratory). The misconception may derive from the fact that scorpions are poikilotherms (cold-blooded): when exposed to intense heat their metabolic processes malfunction. This causes the scorpion to spasm wildly and this spasming may appear as if the scorpion is stinging itself. It is also untrue that alcohol will cause scorpions to sting themselves to death."

So there you go, lesson learned...

I also read the bottom section on wikipedia which has now informed me that should Scorpions decide to launch a full scale attack on my home I'm completely screwed...

You may want to go through this list and either fix your house or jump out the window because the Scorpions are coming...

"PEST CONTROL
- Scorpions are difficult to control with pesticides alone. Therefore, the first control strategy is to modify the area surrounding a house.

- Remove all trash, logs, boards, stones, bricks and other objects from around the home.

- Keep grass closely mowed near the home. Prune bushes and overhanging tree branches away from the house. Tree branches can provide a path to the roof for scorpions.

- Store garbage containers in a frame that allows them to rest above ground level.
Never bring firewood inside the house unless it is placed directly on the fire.

- Install weather-stripping around loose fitting doors and windows.

- Plug weep holes in brick veneer homes with steel wool, pieces of nylon scouring pad or small squares of screen wire.

- Caulk around roof eaves, pipes and any other cracks into the home.
Keep window screens in good repair. Make sure they fit tightly in the window frame.

Water Buffalo + Lions + Crocodiles = BEST VIDEO EVER

This clip is a bit long but worth every second...and I'm pretty sure that the Lion has just been officially knocked off its thrown as king of the jungle...all hail the mighty Water Buffalo!

There is no ANTidote for this....zing

I don't think I'd wish this fate on my worst enemies...except maybe the guy who runs the cafeteria STOP CHARGING ME 50P FOR CHEESE ON MY SANDWICH!!!




This also rules...espceially the fist through the water balloon...it's pretty much the same as when I unleash my blazing fists of fury.